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The Glorious Code song…

…With apologies to Skunk Anansie

How can your face be so angry?
When all you’re doing is looking at code.
You chastise me for my bad software
It’s gonna last too long.

What to do now but refactor?
All those unit tests you tried to write.
This code will never be covered.
Gonna last too long.

You’re still a fuck up
You’re still a fuck up
You’re still a fuck up, with bugs.

You know, Lucifer cried when you wrote that line.
And the heavens rained down on your sloppy code.
What’s left now that’s not tested,
Shouldn’t last too long.

Naaa, naaa, na na na na naaa naaa.

It feels, so, slow
And it looks, so, shit
But it’s all the same,
It is all the same,
What a crock!

And I believe this is checked nowhere.
Maybe there are tests,
But they’re rarely used.
Every bug’s hard to discover.
And they last.. Too.. Long….

You’re still a fuck up
You’re still a fuck up
You’re still a fuck up, with bugs.