A free (beer and speech) ARM box for every developer…
As some of you know, and fewer of you care, I changed jobs to work at
Simtec Electronics some time ago. I changed
for the fun of hardware, and low level programming and other such work
which I hadn’t …
If software bugs had a personality…
If software bugs/issues had free-will and a personality then what would
they sing?
(With apologies, although I’m not certain she deserves them, to Céline
Dion)
To vex you more.
Paste me, back into the…
The Peruvian Nazca Spider…
Today sees the third pre-release of
Aranha — “The
Peruvian Nazca Spider”.
Aranha is a FastCGI responder based on the Lua programming language and
is under heavy development. The language has been exte…
Stop press…
I have a deviant kettle. It boils even when watched.
That is all.
Computer lamp of nursing eyesight…
The outlook is novelty and exquisite.
The emitting light is soft, without coruscate.and it is good to
protect your eyesight.
Adjustable the orientation freely, no noise, low power consumption.
…
Father forgive me, for I have sinned…
…on the fourth and fifth days of this month I did perpetrate the
true evil of a macro system by token filter in Lua 5.1. I offer this
patch
as evidence of my transgressions.
So deep was my sin that I …
Can you deliver?…
…Apologies to the Pet Shop Boys
Another night, with failing tests
Too late to sleep, you just can’t rest
You’re short of breath, is it a heart attack?
Hot and feverish you face the fact
You’re reviewe…
The Glorious Code song…
…With apologies to Skunk Anansie
How can your face be so angry?When all you’re doing is looking at
code.You chastise me for my bad softwareIt’s gonna last too
long.
What to do now but refactor?All tho…
Now, what happens if I press this button?
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