Well, Livejournal:cjwatson has provided the following questions… Cut — Click here to be enlightened Where was your best childhood holiday? Why? Hmm, as a child, I remember only three types o…

Well, Livejournal:ewx has asked me five questions, so here we go … Cut — Caution, boredom awaits… Why “pepperfish”? Unfortunately this has less of an awe-inspiring story than I would have ho…

Right, so we have some commercial software here, and rather than trusting you to not abuse your licence, they decide that they have to use the shoddy-as-fuck LM system to protect their arses. (Like I’…

I woke today with more snot in my head than was ever used to gunk people on Noel’s House Party. I have managed to use half a box of kleenex while the antihistamines kick in. Why can’t pollen just fuck…

Is it just me, or are others having what I can only describe as an incredibly boring day? I have plenty of work I could be doing, but something is forcing me not to. Gah, I feel so utterly listless.

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I am reminded of why I dislike XML. Particulrly I dislike the rabid “Oh but it’ll open standards up nicely” rantings I seem to receive from the more fervent of XML supporters.

Right, so someone says “How do I do X?” and I reply “You can try <foo> but if that fails, email me at pepperfish and I’ll try to help” — Twenty minutes later and I get an email, but where? Why a…

Okay, so I know that part of my job description involves sorting out support-type issues when the arise with the IT systems. But I have now wasted half-a-day trying to fix an issue arising from a coll…